Fact: My first french kiss happend during Warren G's "I Shot the Sheriff" Video.

Not the best song but whatever!

Lets see this takes us back to the 5th grade which would have been 1997 for me. My friend had an older sister who was two grades above me and we all hung out, did outdoor things, ride bikes, eat chips, played games and whatever else there was to do. So I knew that his sister liked me, I liked her too and one of my other friends said she wanted to make out with me, so I was game. The plan was for after school her to come over my house which was one block away and we were going to make out before my parents came home.  So she came over, we talked and we stood by the window next to the door, next to the TV, the Warren G song "I Shot the Sheriff" came on and I looked at the TV, she looked at the TV, I was standing there nervous and she said "Ready to make out?" I said yes and we made out. I told her I really liked it and she said she would see me later. So once she left I felt like THE MAN, and had to call one of my friends who was in her grade and told him I just made out with her, he said it was cool and that was that. Not a story with a climax... but thats a fact!

On a related note, three years later I became someone elses first french kiss.. it happend in the middle of a mall.

Real Fact: French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two.